Fanart Friday: Death Merchants

   "She pointed at a kitten and said 'kitty' and it fell over, stone dead."
   "Well, that is an unfortunate coincidence, Charlie, but kittens do have a pretty high mortality rate."
   "Yeah, well, then she pointed to an old guy feeding the pigeons and said 'kitty' and he dropped over dead, too."
   Minty Fresh was glad that there was no one in the store right then to see the look on his face, because he was sure that the full impact of the willies dancing up and down his spine was blowing his appearance of unflappable chill. "That child has a speech disorder, Charlie. You should have her looked at."

Artwork based on Christopher Moore's "A Dirty Job".